possibly the greatest poem ever written by a first grader

thegoldpiilot:

isabelthespy:

Persons

People can walk
but not
handsanitizers
Because
handsanitizers
don’t
        have
                legs

solid fucking logic right there

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Just made a twitter. [;

Morgan_Horton23 follow me & ill follow back. [:

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rissalady:

xjazztheripper:

mictecacihuatl:

datboyjohnray:

vipvictor:

Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap

this is the shit lol

COOLEST THING I’VE SEEN AL DAY

I love him.

Yes.

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at school: can you stop talking because i dont care

moominboy:

what if tim burton made a biographical film about his life and cast johnny depp as himself 

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“i hate you” i whisper as i reblog his face for the hundredth time

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‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.

Going to a friend's house. Normal people: What a lovely home you have!
Me: What's your wifi password?

hey baby,

if it’s not too much treble,

i’d really like to ‘B’ with you

… naturally.

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